Isner upset 26th ranked Eminem Nieminen by slithering around Nieminen’s throat, continually adding pressure leaving Nieminen no choice but to tap out. Suprisingly (or not surprising at all) all but one set of the four set match went to tie-break. When asked if Isner would ever be able to break an opponent Isner replied, “What’s a break?”. He then pet the top of a giraffe’s head who happened to saunter by.
Andreev of that country we all know and love made it past Kendrick of that country we all know and distrust without smashing a single racquet into the ground and screaming “Perhot’ Padzalupnaya!” Kendrick was later quoted as saying, “I had no idea I was even in the U.S. Open!”.
Federer won.
After losing the first set (in an Isner-break) Donald Young took Guccione outback and gave him the ol’ in out in out. Once this kid learns how to tie his shoes and wear a hat (those crrrrazzzy kids!, I tell ya!) I’ll start to really like him.
On the women’s side Andy Murray won in straight sets without crying.
No big surprises on the women’s side. Serena started ripping off her clothes, well, just the bow above her chocolate bambinos, but we we’re all praying.
Tomorrow’s big match will be Djokovic(by the way, what was involved?) v. Corky in what should prove to not be a big match at all.
August 28, 2007 at 2:50 am |